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WOMAN BESIDE HERSELF DURING OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE

BOSTON—A foreign student at a local university was hit by a vehicle while crossing the street and says that she was beside herself—literally and figuratively—during the near-death experience but now…

PATIENT LOSES HER SHIT AFTER DOCTOR MISPLACES HER STOOL SAMPLE

SAN FRANCISCO—A woman whose gastroenterologist requested a stool sample says she was livid when she found out a few days later they’d misplaced it and so she’d have to give…

PEDESTRIAN HIT BY BUS WHILE TAP-DANCING ACROSS AN INTERSECTION SUES CITY FOR $100 MILLION, CLAIMS CROSSING-SIGNAL LANGUAGE IS VAGUE AND USES SCARE TACTICS

LOS ANGELES—A man who sustained severe injuries after being hit by a bus while he tap-danced across an intersection in downtown Los Angeles is suing the City of Los Angeles…

WOMAN BESIDE HERSELF DURING OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE

PATIENT LOSES HER SHIT AFTER DOCTOR MISPLACES HER STOOL SAMPLE

PEDESTRIAN HIT BY BUS WHILE TAP-DANCING ACROSS AN INTERSECTION SUES CITY FOR $100 MILLION, CLAIMS CROSSING-SIGNAL LANGUAGE IS VAGUE AND USES SCARE TACTICS

MAN FULLY RESTORES VINTAGE CAMRY JUST BY GETTING AN OIL CHANGE AND A WASH AND WAX, ALL FOR UNDER $250

WOMAN WINS LOTTERY BUT REFUSES TO CASH PRIZE CHECK BECAUSE OF MISSING COMMA

WOMEN KICKED OUT OF FAMILY RESTAURANT SAY THEIR CONVO ON GIRTH AND LENGTH WAS ABOUT STOOL, NOT PENIS, SIZE

HIGH-SCHOOL VIOLINIST WITH DEBILITATING SHOULDER AND NECK PAIN DIDN’T REALIZE HE WAS ACTUALLY PLAYING A CELLO

AT 50TH HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, ATTENDEES CAN’T BELIEVE THEIR CLASSMATE STILL LOOKS THE SAME

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